I love my car.


Unfortunatly, the idiot who hit it did NOT share my opinion.

Yes, it's true. I was in a car accident. Which was, in no way, my fault. I was at a full and complete stop, just like they tell you in Driver's Ed, when along comes this big, fat, nasty U-Haul which, in all its infinite wisdom, decides to smash into the backside of my car. Oh, woe is me. Well, truthfully, it wasn't the U-Haul's fault-- IT WAS THE DUMBF*** THAT WAS DRIVING IT!!!! The idiot had NO license and NO insurance (thank [insert deity here] for Uninsured Motorists Coverage)! Well, my car is repaired now, but the asshole who did this to me has vanished from the face of the earth. If there is any justice in the world, he was abducted by aliens and is even now being given an anal probe. Serves the idiot right.

I love my car. My car is nice. Those who hurt my car will be destroyed.