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The fighters have weighed in and are entering the ring! In the left corner, at about 120 years and possessing scientific proof after scientific proof, Evolution! In the right corner, weighing in at uncountable ages and possessing the might of the Nazi Religious Right, Creationism!
Really now, this is probably the stupidest fight we've ever had. Creationism is Church dogma with a "science" stamp on it so it can get into our schools. I mean, really, we all know that there IS no higher power. No benevolent higher power would put people through the crap I've had, and a lot of people have it worse than me. Hey, if God is real, why haven't I been fried with a lightning bolt along with all of the "satanic" people that practice earth religions (which are the only religions aside from Buddhism I can tolerate for any length of time).
And as for evolution....pfuh. Everyone knows that Gfudku created the universe with the gargantuan ass-rip of 1924.
By the way, Jesus was homosexual.
Yeah he was. When he was on the cross he took upon all of our sins. Well, if gay people are sinners, then Jesus was gay. QED.
Of course, that's only true if you belive any of that crap. Which I don't.