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Recently, I have found a great pastime: writing haikus. A Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry, always consisting of three lines, of 5, 7, and 5 syllales, respectivley. It's harder than it sounds to write them.
Wayne's World
Garth wrote a Haiku.
It was about Wayne's basement.
A sphincter says what?
Imagination
I'm not really here.
I'm just a figment of your
Imagination
Republicans
Republicans suck.
They have been bought out by corps.
I'm sick of them all.
Hamlet: An Analytical Essay Haiku
To be or not to:
Hamlet went a little nuts.
Everybody dies.
Frank Zappa Rules
Nanook, no, no, no.
Watch out where the Huskies go,
Don't eat yellow snow.
Frank Zappa Rules II
Do you know how they
go? They are Catholic Girls.
How do they go-o?
Frank Zappa Rules III
Kenny and Buddies
Have a game out in the back.
Make the water black.
I Hate Macintosh
I sit at this pile
Of sh*t called a Macintosh.
All Macs are Evil.
9-17-2000
Why did Desiree
Dump me for some hick up in
that place she's at now?
Oh well, it's okay.
I have Kim to keep me sane.
Boy does she kick ass.
So many Haikus
Fuckin A, I'm sick of them.
No more for today.
That is enough for
Now. I think the Haikus have
Made your brain explode.